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Glasjar feat​.​Parkwaechter Harlekin

from It Could Be Worse by Thorts

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Thorts

Clink jam jars cute like a Quokka
you call it football we call it soccer
no props but I'm proper
don't thank god but I'm thankful for poppa
my grandad loved me, dead to this world shit hurts like a rugby tackle
mostly I babble like Abraham Simpson
not breaking bones but I'm wishing
fishing for a brand new something
sick of these blues like a blood now I'm dusting
call me Hoffman I'm often off and on again honestly I need a friend
I'm a work in progress might change soon but that's probably a long stretch
just like yoga, need to break a sweat but I'd rather eat a donut
made a boo boo like yogi
now I'm on a choo choo riding like a pony
genuine shit I'm a thinker
love to have a smoke but I'm definitely not a drinker
thanks to my alcoholic father
taught me to write my own script for this drama
I'm an actor just like you
stuck in this screen I could scream but what would this do

Parkwaechter Harlekin

clink weck jars, emerge like Ziesel in Stammersdorf
he drives the mining train, i ride on the Wiesel
from Baden through Liesing to Margareten to Chrisi
because easy with the ex
I greet the lost
pour the obligatory puddles from the bottles onto the pavement
it splashes and ripples
I am certainly respectable even if I have no respect
it hurts like a spike against the shin
I make a fuss like Mundl and sometimes get shitfaced drunk like Mundl
and occasionally I smoke like Blahovec
off to the next garden party
no, I'd rather be alone at home, day in and day out, bent over a manifesto
first I eye my insides, get fat and sigh
steal your picnic like Yogi Bear
no more catastrophes, please, the verses are increasing
but the strength is fading
Parkwaechter Harlekin and Thorts
in many places, Vienna and there
beats pierced word for word again
do a lot, never exercise

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from It Could Be Worse, released March 1, 2023

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Thorts Bunbury, Australia

I'm an artist currently residing in Bunbury, Western Australia

I've been making hip hop since 1995

I'll stop making music when my heart stops beating 🩷💜💙

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